Kindergarten Legends

Arachnophobia

I FREAKIN' HATE SPIDERS! I can't stress that enough. And for the past 3 days, i've been seeing spiders in spontaneous locations around my room (Oh and I saw another one hanging out at the kitchen a while ago. Bitch scared me while I was washing dishes). Anyways, when i'm not feeling wussy, I totally come up with innovative ways of capturing and killing them. One time, I used pepper spray. Well that wasn't really smart but the spider was sure out of it with one spray. One of the recent methods I used was tripod + paper clip. The spider I used this method on was on the ceiling, thus it was difficult to reach. The tripod's adjustability with length extension assisted me in reaching the 8 legged guy. The paper clip, which was folded around one of the feet of the tripod exposing the sharp edge, was used to stab the little guy. Ouch. I got him at ground level and used the finishing move "tsinela smash 2x." I'm sure there's more spiders to come cause I know they love laying a shit load of eggs. But looking at the bright side of things, that will only make way for me to expand my arsenal and think up different extermination methods.

Yeaaah boyyyyeeeeeee.