Kindergarten Legends

Screech the Merciful


It would've been awful if one of the episodes was about a school shooting in Bayside High. Was Screech the kind of person who would bring a gun to school? Would he have the courage to pull the trigger? For all those times Screech was picked on, humiliated, and betrayed, i'm surprised he didn't do anything. He kind of crossed the line during Lisa's fashion show that one time; talking shit about Zack and how he stole the woman of his dreams amongst the audience in the Max. You know Zack and Lisa deserved that shit (even though Lisa wasn't even his girlfriend). Screech even confronted Zack and ripped his shirt, telling him like it is. Dang, Screech. What if he somehow got a hold of a gun? Now, Screech just seems too harmless to bust a cap in the Zack Attack but really, it's the ones you'd least expect sometimes who'd do these kinds of things. They can be driven to the dark side of anger. Little Anakin, that innocent little boy who lost his home and mother, and one of the finest pod-racers in Tatooine Pod-Racing history, slain more than 100 jedis out of pure hatred. Did you expect that mass killing of the Jedi Academy? No.

Anyways, back to Screech, he was always treated unfairly. It's not right that people get picked on because they are a certain way. People should respect and take into account that some people can be extremely sensitive and have feelings. Do you think Zack was wrong getting with Lisa for that one episode? I don't know, maybe i'm just biased cause I feel more sympathetic to the characters who get mistreated. I feel that Zack could've backed down and asked Screech first. I mean c'mon, he knew Screech had a thing for her ever since he was a baby. It's good Screech calmed down at the end. Perhaps, Screech could've had a gun on him, but chose not to shoot Zack and spare his sorry ass. Kind of like how Jules spared Honey Bunny and Ringo's sorry asses. Screech realized that Zack and Lisa were two stupid bitches who were a waste of his time and that killing one of them would not make a difference because they were dead to him already. But hey, it's alright, Zack was saved by the bell.