Kindergarten Legends

The Man, The Legend, The Fervorous Fellatio

So instead of working on my proposal due today at 4PM (which I have nothing complete for yet), I've been writing the biography of my wrestler on the Facebook application appropriately called Wrestler. And I feel like sharing it since not everyone may have the application or take the time to go through the profiles in the game and read these things.

His story is of the typical "street fighter gone MMA professional" tale. In the beginning, when he would fight, he would lack finesse. He was not out there to entertain or woo the crowd with amazing technical feats, but rather for blood and would do whatever it took to satisfy his hunger for destruction, even if it would harm him. This quest to make his opponents writhe in pain often caused himself to be placed in unnecessary danger and, as a result, cost him many matches. His lewd, disrespectful, and downright disgusting conduct after being victorious in a match (there is a reason why he is called "The Fervorous Fellatio") got him barred from all MMA venues. With nowhere else to turn, he was forced to conform to the rules and regulations of wrestling. Though he felt limited within the sport, he soon started to revel in the glory showered upon him by adoring fans as he began to rise to fame. Now he strives to be the best, and while Fellatio may be turned down often, eventually it will be given in to.



Alright, seriously have to get working now...